Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Episode 51: "Muad'dib, I Don't Think We're On Arrakis Anymore..."

Typically, a 30th-level Bucknard's One Way Portal is not only reliable, but is also one of the safest means of travel in the multiverse. Need to get from Point A•ß{sub}7 to Point π•ø∑/B? This little door through Time and Space is the way to go...

However, if you mistreat it, malign it, or abuse it with dragon's breath at any time and it tends to get cranky. Irritable. Pre-sentient, even.

And Gods forgive anyone who, as it's Singular Focus, tries to force their way through it without the proper authorization spells, enchantment codes or retinal keys.

Why, I've heard of 'Buckies' peering into the minds of such inconsiderate travelers and, rooting around for sources of perpetual annoyance, finding out where to send them so as to put the biggest possible cosmic boot straight up their backsides.

Yeah, you don't want to go and piss off a portal. Especially when you have so many enemies.

And marginal survival skills.

And no way to get home.

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