[unpUbIi$Hed n0tE$ #2}

In what could easily have been the worst moment of the campaign to date, Eric finds himself talking to Bob Marley after devouring an entire plateful of mushrooms.

The walls of the Sulian cavern were thick with iridescent moss and weighty expectations as Eric was afforded this one opportunity to speak with one of the Many Faces of God.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, MON?" His voice boomed as if through 1,000 really good amplifiers. Eric quavered. Alex chuckled. David knew it was all about to go to shit.

“Your mind is working at its best when you're being paranoid.

You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation

at high speed with total clarity.” 

― Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall

Oddly enough, Eric rose to the occasion. "Where am I supposed to go next?"

Clear.

Concise.

Not at all what I expected.

(rolls)

(damn)

Suddenly, Bob grew in size, up up up
HOUSE OF GOD from Big Bob WEST, OVER THE BRIDGE OF TIME
Alex- FIRST TIMEFURCATION???
cavern
stalagtites fall WHY?
Earthquake
Xeno hat
Saladin crush but stays together
Take regains consciousness - sense evil flowing West finds shelter
Eric - trippin ballz
Ragnar safely negotiates the slide
Xoe helps drag E to teh Big Vagina
Rosy light
Rag - senses tunnel, down wet warm. River/island, isdland/river
Santaigo. Cigars and ancient dead whale
"Last one in;s a rotten egg!"
Sploosh, sink, BLUB.
Xoe throws in knife, Loca'luongo emerges
Xeno tries to bugger him
EVERYONE SEES
Pitooey
Xeno explores stone tunnel, rolls 30.
Culvert out to route 279. Everyone real again.