[unpUbIi$Hed n0tE$ #1}

Thor busts in
Heading into star
Blonde valkryie entraps Alex rolls 30 she becomes Devoted
He is sitting on the couch when Porthos moves in, passes him a joint; passes to Athos, "tell me about that hill, Eldritch Mountain."
Xeno walks in, fuuu-
"We're here Xeno, and they say it was only 6 hours ago."
They decide to head to Mysty's (at Xeno's behest.) It's Xoe's night to work - Xeno takes a left to the oIron Stoat. They pass under a branches and X is attacked by Candycorn Ninja. He counterattacks and misses. Twice. Badly.
She hops down, Holth approaches and gets thigh-sphyxiated.
Aramis hits her with a sock full of nickels. She goes down in a spray of teeth and mascara.

He now heads into the gym. He's following Ray Charles, who overteps a couple.
Xeno heads out front, rolls a 3.
Is attackey by Nimoy - desks him on 3rd try. Tackles him over the desk, discovers he's Funduds - gets trhown to the wall, LN disaps. Piano ensues.
Kobayashi sees Neitschke and Mancini. He investigates the dead Korean.
Gigamesh follows Ray Charles (first right).
Philo takes second right, finds Cindy Brady, smokes her up.
Xoe decides to "walk through a Door". Walks between Robby's legs. Smells the enchanted Musk on Man-Funk. Xoe sees the wall of fire, ship heading into the sun.
Cosmic bead curtain.
Velvet curtains of the night and stars.
And Elven Fleet.
Ben gives schpiel: "The past that never was."
500 ships, invasion on last legs. Waited 2 weeks to see if deserved conquering, but alas, Xeno tool keft turn and stayed out of space, preventing invasion.

Crash land turtle ship on icy cricket pitch. Invited nback to meet Bob, Philo tkes huge mouthful of shrooms of silver platter from painted boy and sees Bob MaRLey who asks: "What do you want, man?"

The fate of the entire campaign rests in his hands.